What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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