I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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knock knock

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Shltskc gw? G

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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kennah campion... being nice

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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