Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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