What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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