Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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