How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Your mam is so fat.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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