- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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