How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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women's rights

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Take part of what?

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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