- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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