What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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