Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Boxing on Boxing Day

whats chinese noodles

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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