- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats chinese noodles

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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