- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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