- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

run farther?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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