- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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