- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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