- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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