- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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