What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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