- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

hey guys im gay

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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