- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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