why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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