life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Barack Obama is a good president.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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