- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

My Butthole.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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