Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Dead girls can't say no.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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