How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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