What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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