How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Chicken

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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