Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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