Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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silver bullet?

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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