- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A seal walks into a club.

Bob Saget that is all

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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