- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

In soviet Russia...things are different

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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