What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is older than history?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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