Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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hey guys im gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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who else is on here?

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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