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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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