- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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