- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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