- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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