- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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