What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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