Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Justin Bieber

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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