Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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