- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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