- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Are you gay. No. Ok.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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