- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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