- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

PENIS that is all

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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