An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Skinny people fart less.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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