Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eoin burgin is fat

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

matt is fat

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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