Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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