- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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