- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Tilt your screen back .

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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