- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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