Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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