Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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