- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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