There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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