- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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