- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I asked her where you were.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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