what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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