Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Your life

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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