- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what came first the chicken or the chips

BIG MAC'S

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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