What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Anti Joke

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