There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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