- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??