How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Vaginal secretions

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Sixty... eight

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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