What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A Fat Kenyan

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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