What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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BIG MAC'S

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the fish say after he

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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