- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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