- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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