What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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