2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

FUCK THE JEWS

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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