what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

hers a joke... japanese people

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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