Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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