- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock Knock Come in

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

nickel back

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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