A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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