What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why are balck people black because they are

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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