- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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