- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Ham sandwich

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Tommy got neutered.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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