what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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