- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Yo mama so fat.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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