- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Immigration Laws

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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