Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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