- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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