If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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