- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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