A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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