Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anyone can post anything.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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