Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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