Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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