- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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